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Once you can accept the
universe
as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
Albert Einstein
, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955
Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
If you
die
in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to
live
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Mark Twain
The
limits
of my language mean the
limits
of my
world
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
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