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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Jeff Marder
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There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.
Blanche Knott
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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Mark Twain
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I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!
Bart Simpson
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