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Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce
, 06/24/1842 -
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my
neighborhood
after dark.
Dick Gregory
Programming
today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
Universe
trying to produce bigger and better
idiots
. So far, the
Universe
is winning.
Rich Cook
The trouble with
referees
is that they know the
rules
, but they do not know the game.
Bill Shankly
There's one more terrifying fact about old
people
: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke
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