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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope, 05/29/1903 - 07/27/2003
Engl. actor and comedian

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Dick Gregory

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Ambrose Bierce

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