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If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

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