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Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all
doubt
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Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
I don't make
jokes
. I just watch the
government
and report the
facts
.
Will Rogers
Juries
scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12
people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Monica Piper
There are three kinds of
lies
:
lies
, damned
lies
and
statistics
.
Benjamin Disraeli
Politics
: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of
principles
.
Ambrose Bierce
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