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If you really want something in
life
you have to
work
for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the
lottery
numbers
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Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
Steven Wright
When
women
go wrong,
men
go right after them.
Mae West
There's only one way to have a happy
marriage
and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood
And lastly there is the oldest and deepest desire, the Great Escape: the Escape from
Death
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J.R.R. Tolkien
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