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In the beginning the
Universe
was created. This has made a lot of
people
very
angry
and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
, 03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001
English humorist & science fiction novelist
Money
couldn't buy you
friends
, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
A conference is a gathering of important
people
who singly can do
nothing
, but together can decide that
nothing
can be done.
Fred Allen
Maybe there is no actual place called
hell
. Maybe
hell
is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
Optimist
: A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
Ambrose Bierce
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