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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope, 05/29/1903 - 07/27/2003
Engl. actor and comedian

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

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