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A
bank
is a place that will lend you
money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope
, 05/29/1903 - 07/27/2003
Engl. actor and comedian
When
women
are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men
invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
A man who won't
die
for something is not fit to
live
.
Martin Luther King
Minds
, like
parachutes
, only work when open.
Anonymous
No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Kin Hubbard
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