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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our
ears
as easily as we open and shut our
eyes
!
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
, 07/01/1742 - 02/24/1799
German author, physicist and art critic
I never knew what real
happiness
was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Max Kaufman
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard Shaw
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!
Al Bundy
Order
is the shape upon which
beauty
depends.
Pearl S. Buck
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