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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.

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