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Make
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pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers
, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935
US humorist & showman
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Ambrose Bierce
Critics
are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts.
Jeffrey Robinson
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
Margaret Thatcher
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