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Giving up
smoking
is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Mark Twain
, 11/30/1835 - 04/21/1910
US author
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
I've been accused of
vulgarity
. I say that's bullshit.
Mel Brooks
You can no more win a
war
than you can win an
earthquake
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Jeannette Rankin
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Salvador Dali
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