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We must believe in
luck
. For how else can we explain the
success
of those we don't like.
Jean Cocteau
, 07/05/1889 - 10/11/1963
French poet, director and painter
You only
live
once, but if you do it
right
, once is enough.
Mae West
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral
sex
, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Johnny Carson
When a
thing
is funny, search it carefully for a hidden
truth
.
George Bernard Shaw
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