Will Rogers Quotes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers, 11/04/1879 - 08/15/1935
US humorist & showman

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

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