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Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what
nutrients
they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer Simpson
character in "The Simpsons"
A
bank
is a place where they lend you an
umbrella
in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost
Give me the place to stand, and I shall move the
earth
.
Archimedes
When
women
are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men
invade another country.
Elayne Boosler
A verbal contract isn't worth the
paper
it is written on.
Samuel Goldwyn
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