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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope, 05/29/1903 - 07/27/2003
Engl. actor and comedian

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is something everybody believes, except the person who made it.

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

Rowe's Rule: the odds are five to six that the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

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