Edit quoteSimilar quotesIf you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen 
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Napoleon 
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Luis Buñuel 
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen 
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use.
Galileo Galilei 
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