Edit quoteSimilar quotesI do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use.
Galileo Galilei 
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Voltaire 
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter O'Toole 
If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.
Napoleon 
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen 
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