Evidences1995: 20,000 Quips & Quotes, ISBN
9781566195294, Page
231, publisher Barnes & Noble Publishing, Evidence
Edit quoteSimilar quotesIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis 
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson 
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal 
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche 
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain 
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