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Napoleon There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.
Benjamin Disraeli One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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