Edit quoteSimilar quotesI haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase 
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman 
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray 
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates 
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