| Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Edit quoteSimilar quotesPretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy 
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain 
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud 
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis 
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin 
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