Quote 493

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Homer Simpson    7     0

Similar quotes

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy    

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain    

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud    

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis    

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin    






 Quotes