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Edit quoteSimilar quotesYou're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin 
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill 
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Winston Churchill 
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
Homer Simpson 
You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
Margaret Thatcher 
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