Edit quoteSimilar quotesBart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson 
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson 
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin 
Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy 
What does not kill me, makes me stronger.
Friedrich Nietzsche 
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