Edit quoteSimilar quotesPretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.
Al Bundy 
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Homer Simpson 
The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud 
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis 
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne 
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