Edit quoteSimilar quotesOne of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Rita Mae Brown 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates 
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Aldous Huxley 
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli 
We remain very married.
Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford 
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