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Winston Churchill 
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Homer Simpson 
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
Lady Nancy Astor 
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill 
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