Quote: Ilie Nastase, Wife, Money, Credit Card, Police (#600)

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase, 07/19/1946 -
tennis-star and president of the Romanian Tennis Federation

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