Quote: Woody Allen, Sex, Girl, Bed, Contraceptive, Night (#728)

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen, 12/01/1935 -
US writer, actor and director

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