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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams       
Socrates
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates       
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray       
Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde       
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams       






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