Christmas Quotes

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

Bart Simpson

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.

P. J. O'Rourke

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