Death Quotes

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

What would I do if I had only six months left to live? I'd type faster.
Isaac Asimov

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
John Wayne

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'Rourke

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
Ronnie D. Laing

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