Food Quotes

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Carl Sagan

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
Agatha Christie

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffiene, sugar and fat.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
Woody Allen

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