Food Quotes

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Jo Brand

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Raymond Blanc

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
Aristotle

Never trust a thin chef.

Anonymous

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
Jonathan Swift

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