Food Quotes

Never eat more than you can lift.

Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.
Samuel L. Jackson

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Orson Welles

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Orson Welles

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Next to that kid, we all look like onions.
Dustin Hoffman

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