Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955 Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
