Legs Quotes

If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.

Robert Altman

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Bart Simpson

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Herbert George Wells

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