Marriage Quotes

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Oscar Wilde

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marie Corelli

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

Max Kaufman

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.

Lisa Hoffman

I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

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