Men Quotes

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Elayne Boosler

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
Henry Ford

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