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I think
men
who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage
. They've experienced
pain
and bought
jewelry
.
Rita Rudner
In
politics
, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
Can you imagine a
world
without
men
? No
crime
and lots of happy fat
women
.
Nicole Hollander
Eighty percent of married
men
cheat in
America
. The rest cheat in
Europe
.
Jackie Mason
How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicholson
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how
men
don't seem to know what real
pain
is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
That all
men
are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary
times
, no sane
individual
has ever given his assent.
Aldous Huxley
A lifetime of
happiness
! No man alive could bear it: it would be
hell
on
earth
.
George Bernard Shaw
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