Men Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander

How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicholson

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
Lewis Carrol

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood