Men Quotes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicholson

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
Lewis Carrol

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
Winston Churchill

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood