Men Quotes

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Nicole Hollander

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason

How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.

Aldous Huxley

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

George Bernard Shaw

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