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Months Quotes
My doctor gave me six
months
to live, but when I couldn't pay the
bill
he gave me six
months
more.
Walter Matthau
, 10/01/1920 - 07/01/2000
US movie actor
My doctor gave me two weeks to
live
. I hope they are in August.
Ronnie Shakes
Fashion
is a form of
ugliness
so intolerable that we have to alter it every six
months
.
Oscar Wilde
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine
women
pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher von Braun
Christmas
begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
P. J. O'Rourke
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