Months Quotes

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau, 10/01/1920 - 07/01/2000

US movie actor

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher von Braun

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.
P. J. O'Rourke

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