People Quotes

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Edgar Wallace

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers

He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
George Bernard Shaw

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
Albert Einstein

I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.

Egotist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
Ambrose Bierce

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