People Quotes

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

Never trust a thin chef.

All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Warren Beatty

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
Alfred Hitchcock

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke

Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

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