People Quotes

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.
Alfred Hitchcock

Real heroes are men who fall and fail and are flawed, but win out in the end because they've stayed true to their ideals and beliefs and commitments.
Kevin Costner

There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Warren Beatty

Never trust a thin chef.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke