Sex Quotes

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Barbara Bush

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both it's health.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Edgar Wallace

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant.

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir'.

Oh, Lord, if I ever meant anything to you, please let me fall asleep before she thinks of sex.

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