Simpsons Quotes

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

character in "The Simpsons"

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

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