Television Quotes

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
Orson Welles

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

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