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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's a pretty good empty experience.
Woody Allen

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.

Wilson Mizner

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
Albert Einstein

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Elbert Hubbard

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Albert Einstein