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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
Socrates
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Greek philosopher
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
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