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A successful man is one who can earn more
money
than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher
.
Socrates
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the
police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive
questions
your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
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