Wives Quotes

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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