Wives Quotes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates Greek philosopher

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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